the cat lap network · lyle, washington
cat lap runs on three cats and the two humans they permit to organize things. the cats hold the real titles. you're a guest on their loop.
director of chaos & morale · chaotic neutral
the cat lap chaos engine. if the energy feels too calm at the start/finish, clack will fix it: a sprint through the aid station, an aggressive side-eye, a stealth paw on the snack table. specializes in mid-lap zoomies and silently judging anyone who swears they're "definitely dropping after this loop" and then keeps going.
laps supervised: uncounted, prefers qualitative chaos metrics.
head of timing & lap audits · lawful neutral
the blue-tinted enforcement arm. if your splits suddenly tighten up when a cat is watching, that's klick. fully endorses walking when it's strategic, not when "i saw a chair and forgot who i am."
confirmed corner-cuts: 0 (several "interesting lines" noted on downhill turns).
course vibes & hospitality chair · neutral cozy
the hospitality wing: chairs, blankets, finish-line energy. will ignore you for hours until you've earned a head boop, at which point you're allowed to continue your emotional arc.
music taste: anything that makes humans cry on lap 60 in a cathartic way.
the two the cats allow to run logistics.
race director · loop architect · lyle, wa
the human behind cat lap. saw a backyard, a few cats, and a questionable amount of free time and said "this should be a race." likes long loops, longer spreadsheets, and the exact moment a silly idea turns into a finish line full of tired, happy people.
co-race director · course architect · lyle, wa
co-RD and head of the "ok but how do we actually pull this off" department. if the race looks like it's functioning, it's because of her, balancing logistics, safety, and tyler's wilder ideas with "ok, but what if we did it like this instead."
the crew posts loops on @catlap.run