the loop
the course is a ~0.69 mile loop on mixed terrain around the property. expect dirt, grass, some uneven footing, and small climbs and descents. it is fully runnable, but it will add up over hours.
2026 edition
a low-key backyard ultra on a home-built loop in lyle, washington. three formats, one goofy little course, three very opinionated cats.
all formats share the same loop and start/finish area. we keep timing rough, vibes high, and cats in charge.
think backyard ultra energy with fewer people, more cats, and a course created through lush pines and wildflowers around our property.
the course is a ~0.69 mile loop on mixed terrain around the property. expect dirt, grass, some uneven footing, and small climbs and descents. it is fully runnable, but it will add up over hours.
all formats start and end at the same backyard staging area with canopy shade, music, basic seating, and space to stash your gear. the cats patrol and supervise.
we provide water, simple snacks, and basic aid station supplies. plan to bring your own fueling plan if you want anything specific. you will pass the aid area every lap.
for fixed-time races, any lap you complete before the cutoff counts. for last cat standing, you must start each new lap on time and finish within ten minutes to stay in - run 5m/rest 5m or run 9m/rest 1m. lifetime laps get tracked and posted to the leaderboard.
final times may shift slightly, but this is the general flow for the 2026 edition.
| time | what’s happening |
|---|---|
| 7:30 am | check-in opens, coffee, course previews, cat introductions. |
| 8:30 am | brief pre-race meeting and loop walkthrough highlights. |
| 9:00 am | start for 3-hour, 6-hour, and last cat standing runners. |
| 12:00 pm | 3-hour race wraps up, informal high-fives and snacks. |
| 3:00 pm | 6-hour race wraps up and lap counts get tallied. |
| until last cat stands | last cat standing continues until one runner answers the bell and no one else does. |